Sep 272014
 
mansplaining taxonomy: a working theory

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the model is flawed. It’s a working theory. I suppose I’ll present it at the next meeting of Feminists Eradicating Mansplaining Conference for Understanding Nonsensical Taxonomies (FEM-CUNT) and see what the sisterhood has to say. mansplaining taxonomy: a working theory was last modified: November 6th, 2014 by Dumb Domme

Jun 302014
 
domme problems: defective minions

  Clean my floor… NOW! Charging Error… 3. Shut the fuck up, minion! Charging Error… 3. I don’t care about your problems. Just clean my fucking floor! Charging Error… 3. …dammit.     domme problems: defective minions was last modified: June 30th, 2014 by Dumb Domme

Jun 142014
 
the world does not revolve around your cock

A follow up to “do dommes prefer big cocks? or small penises?” Essentially, the bottom line is this: composite image by Dumb Domme (2014), based on “Standing Nude Male Torso 3,: (2012) by HenkyP, courtesy of Wikimedia Commons, licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license (CC BY-SA 3.0) the world does not revolve around your cock was last modified: June 14th, 2014 by Dumb Domme

Jun 032014
 
do dommes prefer big cocks? or small penises?

Today’s reader question is from Fret Cocksure of Dicktown, New Jersey. Q:  Do most dommes prefer their male subs to have small penises or big cocks? A: Great question! Based on an imaginary survey of fictional individuals, all dominant women prefer to measure cock length and circumference in metric. An overwhelming majority of dominant women indicate preference for penile length of ~18.62cm (+/- 1.56cm), curvature of 12°, and angulatory projection of 13° (calculated perpendicular to the bodily structure on which cockular appendage is fixed). Based on protractor measurements and artists’ renderings (pinning cock models down with the pointy end of … [read more]

May 212014
 
the space between and the hair that's there

the space between and the hair that’s there or, “Stupid Search Terms: Razors and Holes Edition” What follows are actual search terms people that brought people to my website. Yeah, sure, I know they were search engine queries, but that won’t stop me from responding. i can’t see behind my vagina to shave my asshole I know, right? I still get occasional nicks when I shave my legs with a razor… and I can see my legs. It would be nice to get visual confirmation of the target before swatting at it with a razor. FYI, don’t bother trying to back … [read more]