Aug 062015
catching up, chipping wood, crunching kale

Dumb Domme TMI: The Sort of Information You Don’t Want from Anyone Else I’ve had a ton of work to catch up on, and believe it or not, that’s good for my overthinky brain (until it isn’t — the tipping point always sneaks up on me). Lots of work also means I’ve been less out-and-about than usual, and that’s been good for my not-yet-healed metatarsals (and, I suppose, physical rest is good for that new clicky sound in my knee — it’s different than the usual soft crunching sounds). In addition to working, I’ve been catching up on sleep, reading, … [read more]

Jul 142015
drunk email

I’m either fucking awesome or total shit at drunk emailing. One of those. It is safe to say I’m terrible at drunk dialing since I sent a drunk email to test the waters first. Who does that? I can’t even fuck up like a normal person. Anyway, (clearly) things aren’t going well between the boy and I. <sarcasm> Quelle surprise </sarcasm> — there are only about a million miles between us (literally and metaphorically…). drunk email was last modified: July 14th, 2015 by Dumb Domme

May 232015
relaxing soak in a mild bleach solution

A relaxing soak in the tub — that’s a thing normal people do with free time. Without the stress of potential career collapse, for the first time in over a decade, I have free time. I’m glad, but if the past few weeks are any indication, I have absolutely no idea what to do with it (or myself). I also have a bath tub. It’s beautiful — big enough for two, deep enough to drown in, with bubble jets, water jets, and a thermostat — but it’s completely wasted on me. I haven’t used it in well over a year, … [read more]

Jan 182015
drunken impulse buys

While at a work event this afternoon, I received an automated text alert: “Your packages have been delivered.” Package? Packages… (plural)? I wasn’t expecting any packages — it’s after the holidays and my birthday is months away. I don’t have that email address (the one I use for junk) set up for mobile, and I can’t check Amazon orders from my phone (I need to confirm my password… which is on my computer). But because I never clear the browser cache, I can see the items I’ve viewed. Fountain pens… yes! I remembered looking at fountain pens. But also, apparently, … [read more]

Jan 102015
questions, requests, and suggestions

 Invasive questions, forward requests, and ‘helpful’ website suggestions from readers. Have you ever posted a picture of yourself on here for your readers to see? Yes, I have posted a photo or two! You can find them in one or more of the 581 posts I’ve written here. Go fish. :) I’m feeling some entitlement in your question and it rubs me the wrong way. You do realize I don’t owe you anything, right? Go find someone elses photo to jerk off to / throw darts at / draw a mustache on. I’ve been reading your blog first entry to … [read more]