Oct 142014
domme problems: take dictation, please

To give my wrists an occasional break from the keyboard, sometimes I use speech recognition software — Dragon Dictation. It’s pretty easy to use. I put on a bluetooth headset with a mic, I talk, and it types. If I say “The presentation is done comma and I look forward to meeting with you on Friday exclamation point“, Dragon types “The presentation is done, and I look forward to meeting with you on Friday!” It’s surprisingly accurate… most of the time. Today, I think it was just fucking with me.   “…exclamation point” excavation point “scratch that” “exclamation point” exhalation point “scratch … [read more]

Oct 082014
he wants his wife to dominate... because cock (he has one, and it's very important)

Today’s reader question comes from Hopeful Husband from Mangled Metaphors, Massachusetts, who wants to be dominated by his wife. My wife is vanilla and I wish to be dominated and feminized. I know this will be slow process. I am unable to express my desires and do not want to freak her out. Sexually I suck her toes, massage her body and give lots of oral. She is naturally somewhat dominant and feminine. I think she would enjoy more control. Increasingly I am doing more around the house and trying to please her. I guess I just need to come … [read more]

Oct 022014

Tonight, I will finish off the last of the vodka from the last bottle J brought with him the last time he was here. It wasn’t the last time I saw him, but it was the last time he was here. It was the last time we were us. If you repeat the word “last” over and over again, it starts to lose its meaning. At some point, it stops sounding like a word at all, and instead, it sounds a lot like nonsense. J and I had a lot of lasts. We had too many lasts. I said goodbye … [read more]

Oct 012014
a man mansplains the error in my last post

A few days ago, I made a silly graphic to illustrate the “taxonomy of mansplainers.” A day later, I received this email from a male reader… I’m just going to leave that there and go make myself a drink. a man mansplains the error in my last post was last modified: November 6th, 2014 by Dumb Domme