Reader Questions: Squeaky Sneezes and Monkey Buttsex
Today’s reader questions are fucking ridiculous… and I love them.
Teeny tiny tissues for all the squeaky sneezes.
Or maybe an owl.
I’m sorry… I think you have me confused with a mere mortal. I can go long stretches without food, sleep, or human contact. I’m superhuman… or a camel.
Money. Passion… and the opportunity to act on it. Passion for work, for life, for another person, music, exercise, books… whatever keeps your brain humming and your heart happy.
A true friend not only helps you bury the body, but also helps you do whatever needs doing that results in the need to bury it.
I’m not acquainted with tamarins, but I do have some experience with tamarinds.
If your tamarinds are exhibiting animal behaviors, I strongly suggest you cut down the tree immediately and burn some sage or something to get rid of whatever dark magic worked to make that happen.
As for tamarins, I can only assume it’s either a monkey Heimlich maneuver or monkey-style buttsex.