Earlier this week, I published a fake answer to a real question using made-up data about dominant women’s preferences for a submissive male’s penis size.
In an effort to appeal to my readership outside the US (and look worldly and refined) I listed measurements in metric instead of the standard ‘Murrican units I know and love. I meant to convert inches to cm, but I fucked up and converted inches to mm… but slapped a ‘cm’ indicator next to it anyway.
Anyway, the original version of the post stated that dominant women prefer a penis length of 223cm and circumference of 160cm. To put that in perspective for my ‘Murrican compatriots:
length: 223cm (or 2.23m) = 87.7953 in. (or 7.31627 ft.)
circumference: 160cm (or 1.6m) = 62.9921 in. (or 5.24934 ft.)
So yeah. I accidentally said that dominant women prefer 7 foot long cocks.
Dumb Domme regrets the error.
(I stand by my earlier statements: 1) I know nothing about math,
2) Numbers give me hives)