Jun 242014
 

You know the saying ‘There’s no such thing as a stupid question’?

It’s bullshit.

man in underoos

My Wife wants to make me wear diapers. I am not looking forward to it but she is the Dom in our relationship. Any ideas on how she can humiliate me in diapers?

Quelle horror! That is humiliating… for both of you. Diapers are so last season! All the trendy doms are putting their male subs in underoos this season… (obvs!). Doesn’t your dominant get the newsletter?

What’s your favorite sexual position?

Pretzel.

Hi. I was just looking at this Utube thing and the girl was forcing guys to suck on other guys cocks as she watched and smiled and encouraged them. That was so hot! Would you do that with me??

Will I watch videos with you? Sure! Here’s one of my favorite clips… just for you. ;)

Are sub males really always pathetic, peg-driven, poor writers/spellers and all around lame to dominant women they don’t know?

No… no more than dominant women are always narcissistic, giant strap-on cock wielding ice queens who fuck up rules of standard capitalization and use submissives as coffee tables.

Could you do a tutorial on some basic bondage for beginners?

Absolutely!

Step 1: Get a book on basic bondage.
Step 2: Read it.

i need a very large needle length and thickness for deep wrinkles around my mouth. can i buy a 3.mm dermastamp especially for tough lines and very deep wrinkles from my lower lips to my chin? Please return my e-mail so i can finally order it. thank you, sylvia schmitt.

Sylvia… you kinky bitch. ;)

I’m dying to know! What pill did you give to J in “trust games?” And of course I want to know if it had the desired effect. Details are encouraged and will be applauded. ;)

I cannot answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me… (but of course it had the desired effect. I’m a big fan of chemical alterations…)

Just wanted to type something here so I could press the little blue “submit” button. I submit.

Fucking Hot.

Do you want to submit (a question) to me?


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  2 Responses to “pretzel fucking and submissive men in underoos”

  1. You get MUCH better stupid questions than I do. The stupidest one I ever got was “Why don’t you just drop dead?”. I had to truthfully admit that I didn’t know. I told her that I go to sleep at night and just sorta wake up again in the morning. I really don’t seem to have much say in the matter.

    I really like the diaper question though. If she wants to humiliate him wearing a diaper, have him go walk the dog around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a diaper, flip flops, and ankle socks. I mean… Flip flops and ankle socks!!?? WHO DOES THAT!!!???

  2. The stupidest one I ever got was “Why don’t you just drop dead?”.

    How charming. Honestly, I don’t understand why people feel the need to be mean to others… particularly when there’s absolutely NO reason to (Not that it’s right, but I understand it when there’s some disagreement — about politics, religion, etc., but when there’s literally NOTHING there that might encourage such a comment?) Ugh!

    have him go walk the dog around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a diaper, flip flops, and ankle socks. I mean… Flip flops and ankle socks!!?? WHO DOES THAT!!!???

    You win the internetz today, Slapshot. Flip flops and ankle socks… devious and brilliant! :D

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