domme problems: defective minions D/s, fail, funny Add comments Jun 302014 Clean my floor… NOW! Charging Error… 3. Shut the fuck up, minion! Charging Error… 3. I don’t care about your problems. Just clean my fucking floor! Charging Error… 3. …dammit. domme problems: defective minions was last modified: June 30th, 2014 by Dumb DommeClick to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window) Dumb Domme: Google+ Profile, Google+, Twitter, Tumblr 8 Responses to “domme problems: defective minions” slapshot says: June 30, 2014 at 7:22 pm That’s funny. I had almost exactly the same discussion with my printer just this afternoon. No matter what I said or did, it just kept repeating: “Unable to print 57”. It was also making harsh and somewhat menacing growling noises which I figured was an attempt to either scare me off or at least stop insisting that it print. Also, have you ever noticed how these devices put a number after every refusal to do what you ask? Some call them “error codes”, but I think it’s just the way they swear… Or if not actual profanity, it’s at least a euphemism for something naughty. Anyway, that printer now resides in the dumpster and has already been replaced. I only hope that the lesson has not been lost on the microwave. It seems to have picked up a bit of a flutter recently. Reply Dumb Domme says: July 2, 2014 at 9:51 pm No matter what I said or did, it just kept repeating: “Unable to print 57″. Did you ask it to print “57”? Would it print other numbers… just not “57”? I’m no IT expert, but I strongly suggest you print out ’56’ and then print ‘1’ and then add those two together. You’re welcome. :) that printer now resides in the dumpster and has already been replaced. I only hope that the lesson has not been lost on the microwave. Wrong, Slapshot! Keep the dead printer around — make it visible as a lesson to the other electronics and appliances. Ever since I offed the toaster oven and put it prominently in my kitchen, my fridge has been making ice like a dream… (threats work!). Reply Midnight says: June 13, 2015 at 2:35 pm Hmm I did the same thing with dice a while ago. I gathered them all together and ritualistically executed the two that had cost me my last game. After that, I haven’t had any problems. I keep a D6 who was close enough to smell it on me at all times when gaming to introduce to the new dice I’m working with. Seems to be working quite well. Reply slave sindee says: July 1, 2014 at 9:56 am Hi wish i were there to clean your floor, i would never talk back. if i did You could gag me & spank me humbly slave sindee Reply Dumb Domme says: July 2, 2014 at 9:52 pm Hi wish i were there to clean your floor, i would never talk back. Oh, how I wish you were too! I don’t think I’d mind you talking, assuming you’re a decent conversationalist. As long as you don’t repeat “charging error… 3” over and over again, I’m sure we can work something out. ;) Reply Jess Mahler says: July 7, 2014 at 8:16 pm You need a “like” button for nights like this when I’m to lazy to comment :P Reply Dumb Domme says: July 10, 2014 at 7:44 am Hmm… maybe you could just write “like”? :) (I’ve done it!) Reply Jess Mahler says: July 11, 2014 at 8:26 pm But…but…but..I’m trying to be lazy! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Name E-mail URI Your Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.