Jun 302014
 

 

Clean my floor… NOW!
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Charging Error… 3.
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Shut the fuck up, minion!
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Charging Error… 3.
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I don’t care about your problems. Just clean my fucking floor!
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Charging Error… 3.
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…dammit.
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  8 Responses to “domme problems: defective minions”

  1. That’s funny. I had almost exactly the same discussion with my printer just this afternoon. No matter what I said or did, it just kept repeating: “Unable to print 57”. It was also making harsh and somewhat menacing growling noises which I figured was an attempt to either scare me off or at least stop insisting that it print.

    Also, have you ever noticed how these devices put a number after every refusal to do what you ask? Some call them “error codes”, but I think it’s just the way they swear… Or if not actual profanity, it’s at least a euphemism for something naughty.

    Anyway, that printer now resides in the dumpster and has already been replaced. I only hope that the lesson has not been lost on the microwave. It seems to have picked up a bit of a flutter recently.

    • No matter what I said or did, it just kept repeating: “Unable to print 57″.

      Did you ask it to print “57”? Would it print other numbers… just not “57”? I’m no IT expert, but I strongly suggest you print out ’56’ and then print ‘1’ and then add those two together. You’re welcome. :)

      that printer now resides in the dumpster and has already been replaced. I only hope that the lesson has not been lost on the microwave.

      Wrong, Slapshot! Keep the dead printer around — make it visible as a lesson to the other electronics and appliances. Ever since I offed the toaster oven and put it prominently in my kitchen, my fridge has been making ice like a dream… (threats work!).

      • Hmm I did the same thing with dice a while ago. I gathered them all together and ritualistically executed the two that had cost me my last game. After that, I haven’t had any problems. I keep a D6 who was close enough to smell it on me at all times when gaming to introduce to the new dice I’m working with. Seems to be working quite well.

  2. Hi wish i were there to clean your floor, i would never talk back. if i did You could gag me & spank me
    humbly slave sindee

    • Hi wish i were there to clean your floor, i would never talk back.

      Oh, how I wish you were too! I don’t think I’d mind you talking, assuming you’re a decent conversationalist. As long as you don’t repeat “charging error… 3” over and over again, I’m sure we can work something out. ;)

  3. You need a “like” button for nights like this when I’m to lazy to comment :P

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