I’m enjoying a lovely weekend with a lovely boy. :) In my absence, I leave you with another installment of… Stupid Search Terms: Testicle Edition. These are actual search terms people that have brought people to my website. I have no fucking idea how people found me with these terms, but it amuses me endlessly. Maybe it was the BDSM lexicon entry I did on “ball-busting”?
Anyway, hope you’re all having a great weekend. I’m having a ball! ;)
I remember playing duck-duck-goose as a kid! Good times. Wait, how the fuck does that translate to CBT? You slap some dude in the balls and call him “goose”? Whatever makes you happy… I guess.
I was taken aback by this until I realized it might be a typo. Surely someone didn’t mean ‘boiling balls.’ Perhaps they meant ‘femdom bowling balls’… right? Is there some sort of Femdom Bowling League I’m unaware of? Do femdoms use bowling balls on actual man-balls? Where do they put the pins?!?!
Because IRL testicles aren’t strange-looking enough? Because drawing them with smiley faces makes seem friendly?
I prefer Tied-Up Tuesdays or Shaved Saturdays. Also, tell hubby to shave his own damn balls.
I had no idea there was such a niche market for sadistic breakfast cereals! I might give this a try after I get through my can of Painfully Rolled Oats.