Jan 192014

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Things You Should NEVER Say While You’re Having Sex:

“This is just like one of those putt-putt
mini golf ball-washer things!”

ball washer

“Does your balls need washing?” [sic], Melinda Matthews, 2007.

  2 Responses to “things you shouldn’t say while you’re having sex”

  1. I play golf and I can’t even begin to tell you how many jokes we make out of this.
    But your post title does inspire me to write down my husband’s absolutely horrendous pillow talk, like his ex, or pooping.
    I can sadly have dozens of horrific one-liners of what not to say

    • Unfortunately, I have a bunch of my own — most of them aren’t as puzzling as this one is though. Most of mine are sad, inappropriate, or awkward. (but that’s how I roll!)

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