Aug 182013
 

I’m still celebrating 400 posts and 2 years of blogging. Yay me! (I’m allowed to celebrate, dammit. It’s my blog.)

Anyway, in figuring out my word count over the past two years (~191,193 words), I compiled the text from every post[1] I’ve published here into one long file. When I took a look at the file, I realized I could do a little word frequency analysis to see if anything interesting popped up.

I was surprised at some of what I found.

I can’t guarantee that everything (or anything) here is unassailably scientific, but it’s done to the best of my ability. Ok, that’s not true. It’s done to the best of my judgment and for my own amusement.

tall-spacer-30pxBody Part Frequency

The graphic below is a proportional representation of my references to various body parts. The font sizes show frequency of usage in comparison to other terms — the bigger the word, the more often I used it.

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hand/s:
ass/anus:
cock:
eye/s:
mouth:
pussy:
finger/s:
lips:
arms:
foot/feet:
tongue:
balls/testicles:
neck/throat:
legs:
hair:
heart/beat:
chest:
hips:
tits:
teeth:
vagina:
ears:
cheek:
cunt:
clit:
breast/s:
stomach:
thumb:
toes:
anus:
collarbone:
nipples:
lungs:
vulva:
265
233
227
189
160
115
102
101
99
98
84
82
79
75
70
47
47
45
42
40
39
36
28
26
24
23
22
21
16
15
11
11
9
6

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Facial Feature Frequency

facial-features-chart

No huge surprise here. Of all the facial features, I mention eyes the most, followed by mouth.

(I’m in love with J’s eyes, and I’m also rather fond of my own. Besides that, I’m a big fan of J’s beautiful, talented mouth — it’s been very good to me.)

I reference cheeks the least, but even so, that number is slightly inflated. The times times I mentioned ‘cheeks’ (the things on either side of your face) is probably less than 36. When I did the frequency analysis, I didn’t bother to separate out the references to ‘butt cheeks’ (if any).

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Gender (Im)Balance

Apparently, I’m sexist. Strictly below the belt, I mention boy junk 50% more often than girl junk.

I’m actually a little surprised, considering how often I ramble on about my pussy — both it’s sometimes-dysfunction and it’s appearance.

Also, I’m sure the ratio of breasts to chest references would be equal if not for the titty fucking post a few weeks ago.

male-female-frequency-comparison-chart

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Cocknalysis: Diction for Boy Junk

cock-frequency-pie-chartApparently, I really like cock — both the body part and the word itself. I used the word cock 227 times and used some other word to describe biologically male genitalia just 79 times. Keep in mind, though, I also reference my own cock on several occasions. :)

Of those instances where I use a word other than cock, I mostly reference balls. Interestingly, there’s only one instance of the word penis. I did use dick four times, but I suspect all four of those times were me calling someone a ‘dick,’ and not actual references to a phallus. (I really dislike the word ‘dick.’)

You’ll also notice there are three unfortunate references to ballsacks, but happily, no references to love shafts or man rods. *shudder*

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Pussynalysis: Diction for Girl Junk

pussy-frequency-pie-chart-2 In terms of diction, I prefer pussy, but I’m becoming more comfortable with cunt.

Honestly, most of the words for girl junk are kinda ugly — both the colloquialisms and the real terms. Pussy makes me think of an angry cat, vulva is horrible-sounding, and clit sounds like an insult.

You’ll be happy to note that I never referenced girl junk as a slit, a flower, or a va-jay-jay.

Yeah… I know. I forgot to include labia…
which is ironic, because mine are HUGE.

 


[1] I excluded my monthly e[lust] posts from frequency analysis as they aren’t my own words.

 

  12 Responses to “references to body parts: frequency analysis”

  1. All those charts!

  2. Who’d have thunk you’d have such an analytic side on top of all this other talent. I know at least one other blogger/visitor who has a bit of a data fetish (not kink) as well!

    Infographics seem to be all the rage and your first one – based on proportional representation – is awesome! I checked and indeed your HAND font is 24.1x (=265/11) the size of your NIPPLE font. :) (I didn’t reeeally check, but looks right on eyeballing it). It brought to mind those old homunculi… I’m picturing your brain HAND, ASS, and COCK representations being huge.

    Given my own data kink, I was trying to ponder other possible graphics…eg a time series! Do you think your word distribution has changed over time as you’ve gotten more comfortable? :)

    Congrats again on your 2 year anniversary!

    • I checked and indeed your HAND font is 24.1x (=265/11) the size of your NIPPLE font. :) (I didn’t reeeally check, but looks right on eyeballing it)

      Oh! You had me SO excited and then you broke my heart a little! Thanks a lot, DC. ;)

      It brought to mind those old homunculi… I’m picturing your brain HAND, ASS, and COCK representations being huge.

      I SO thought of doing this! But then I realized I spend way too much time on graphics anyway… that would have been cool though. Maybe I’ll do it some other time when I’m having writer’s block. :)

      Given my own data kink, I was trying to ponder other possible graphics…eg a time series! Do you think your word distribution has changed over time as you’ve gotten more comfortable? :)

      Interesting! Yes, I’m sure it has. I wasn’t all that comfortable with ‘cunt’ before, and I seem to be fine with it now. That is an interesting idea, but I suspect the only other person who would find it interesting is you. :)

      We data kinksters have to stick together!

      • “Interesting! Yes, I’m sure it has. I wasn’t all that comfortable with ‘cunt’ before, and I seem to be fine with it now. That is an interesting idea, but I suspect the only other person who would find it interesting is you. ”

        Pondering that graphic of increasing ‘cunt’ font size… and the comments it might elicit. :D

  3. I loved your grapics too! I’m not *quite* that analytical…but it can be some fun to look at those stats! My fav. stat is search terms because some are just SO out there. Happy anniversary (throws magic confetti…look…aaahh…purty…and then it’s gone. :) )

    nilla

    • My fav. stat is search terms because some are just SO out there.

      I hadn’t thought of that! Some of my search terms are interesting, but the most far out there ones only ever happen once, so there wouldn’t be much in terms of stats.

      However, I have been compiling a list of the best (strangest and funniest) ones!

  4. I think I came a little looking at all the charts…because…well, because charts… ;)

  5. Haha, this is fun! You may have done it for YOUR amusement, but consider me amused as well.

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