I’m still celebrating 400 posts and 2 years of blogging. Yay me! (I’m allowed to celebrate, dammit. It’s my blog.)
Anyway, in figuring out my word count over the past two years (~191,193 words), I compiled the text from every post I’ve published here into one long file. When I took a look at the file, I realized I could do a little word frequency analysis to see if anything interesting popped up.
I was surprised at some of what I found.
I can’t guarantee that everything (or anything) here is unassailably scientific, but it’s done to the best of my ability. Ok, that’s not true. It’s done to the best of my judgment and for my own amusement.
Body Part Frequency
The graphic below is a proportional representation of my references to various body parts. The font sizes show frequency of usage in comparison to other terms — the bigger the word, the more often I used it.
Facial Feature Frequency
||No huge surprise here. Of all the facial features, I mention eyes the most, followed by mouth.
(I’m in love with J’s eyes, and I’m also rather fond of my own. Besides that, I’m a big fan of J’s beautiful, talented mouth — it’s been very good to me.)
I reference cheeks the least, but even so, that number is slightly inflated. The times times I mentioned ‘cheeks’ (the things on either side of your face) is probably less than 36. When I did the frequency analysis, I didn’t bother to separate out the references to ‘butt cheeks’ (if any).
|Apparently, I’m sexist. Strictly below the belt, I mention boy junk 50% more often than girl junk.
Also, I’m sure the ratio of breasts to chest references would be equal if not for the titty fucking post a few weeks ago.
Cocknalysis: Diction for Boy Junk
Apparently, I really like cock — both the body part and the word itself. I used the word cock 227 times and used some other word to describe biologically male genitalia just 79 times. Keep in mind, though, I also reference my own cock on several occasions. :)
Of those instances where I use a word other than cock, I mostly reference balls. Interestingly, there’s only one instance of the word penis. I did use dick four times, but I suspect all four of those times were me calling someone a ‘dick,’ and not actual references to a phallus. (I really dislike the word ‘dick.’)
You’ll also notice there are three unfortunate references to ballsacks, but happily, no references to love shafts or man rods. *shudder*
Pussynalysis: Diction for Girl Junk
|In terms of diction, I prefer pussy, but I’m becoming more comfortable with cunt.
Honestly, most of the words for girl junk are kinda ugly — both the colloquialisms and the real terms. Pussy makes me think of an angry cat, vulva is horrible-sounding, and clit sounds like an insult.
You’ll be happy to note that I never referenced girl junk as a slit, a flower, or a va-jay-jay.
Yeah… I know. I forgot to include labia…