Feb 062013
 

In honor of the stealth ninja flu that has me fevered and damn-near delirious, a collection of stupid things I’ve said over the past few months that only sound like they were uttered in the midst of a fever-induced delirium.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to freezing, sweating, and shaking. Fuck the flu!


  • No. I don’t want to fill out your tech support customer satisfaction survey because “fuck your mother” isn’t one of the multiple choice options.
  • Gay, Bi, or Straight? Fuck no! I’m a ninja!
  • It’s a lot of trial, error, and flinging bananas.
  • The National Dog Show would be 100 times better with sound effects.
  • I’m drunk and ranting about pumpkins. Also, I’m drunk.
  • I see where this is going. I’m going to end up sticking a hot pepper in my eye and live-tweeting the whole fucking thing, aren’t I?

 

  7 Responses to “dumb things I’ve said, 6”

  1. My favorite and most curious-induced one? The last one! What caused this statement. Also, I can relate to the first one most of all.

    • @Cammies:

      “My favorite and most curious-induced one? The last one! What caused this statement.

      Ha! It actually had something to do with love! Love and hot peppers… of course!

      hot-peppers
      embiggen!

  2. My vote is for the first on. Good one!

  3. OK, I can’t spell. I meant “the first one”.

  4. You are utterly SPOT ON about the dog show.

    Hope you feel better soon.

    • @Constance: I know! Perhaps next time there’s a dog show on, I’ll record my own commentary and sound effects. :) Woof. *BOOM*

      …wait… did the dog just explode?!?!

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