Email to J:
I’m almost done with my project and I should make the deadline just in time. Of course, meeting one deadline means there’s another one to worry about tomorrow.
All I can think of now is curling up on your beautiful chest and sleeping there for a couple of hours. You have no idea how much I want that — right now, right here, smack in the middle of the day.
But if I did, I’d wake up embarrassed for having fallen asleep, and then I’d have to own your ass to make up for my moment of weakness.
Now that I think about it, the whole thing sounds like a win-win…. for me.