Dec 192012
 

Some bloggers have areas on their websites devoted to compliments they’ve received and nice things people have said about them.

I could totally do that too. (I swear!) But, instead of sharing nice things people have said about me, I’m going to share some of my favorite things people have said about me. That’s way more interesting, right? Ok, maybe it isn’t, but I’m doing it anyway.


It was a surprise to find your writing is literate.
– 61/m, FetLife message

your not funny. thought you should know.
– 53/m, Fetlife message

Rather than explaining how you ‘win at kink’, your posts have been very ‘warts and all.’
– 35/m, FetLife message

For a number of posts in a row, I wonder why I follow your blog – your rants really get on my nerves.
– m, blog comment

With all due respect, for someone who has boasted of her own skill with writing words, you could do with some improvement when it comes to reading them.
– m, blog comment

 Most bloggers have a hard time actually admitting that they’re in it for the ego.
m, blog comment

when used to indicate stupidity, “dumb” is an offensive word.
m, twitter

"youre like a ruthless capitalist stripper whore."

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youre like a ruthless capitalist stripper whore.
– 23/m, email

Dumb Domme made a chart about how un-hot she is when she plays with herself.
– 40/m, blog post

Thanks for destroying my naive bliss. I’d never heard of ‘meat curtains’ till you just posted it.
– m, blog comment

 

  31 Responses to “what people are saying”

  1. Funny!

    Mick

  2. “youre like a ruthless capitalist stripper whore”

    This one’s the best! I would have been so disappointed if I found out that you were a communist.
    (I can even ignore the fact that he can’t spell “you’re”)

  3. Okay, so I just found this blog for the first time and read this post. THEN, based on some of the comments, I decided to read some of your OTHER posts before commenting on this one. Now that I have done so, let me just say…the man who said you are not funny must have fallen from a significant height and actually broken his funny bone off. Perhaps we should have a fund raiser for this poor, giggle-less man.

    You are hilarious, and as soon as I figure out how to subscribe or follow or whatever it is called here, I will be doing so!

    • @Cassaundra: Hello there! Nice to meet you… glad you found me!

      I’m very glad that you decided to read more even after you read the compilation of stuff I posted!

      “he man who said you are not funny must have fallen from a significant height and actually broken his funny bone off”

      He didn’t fall. I pushed him.

      “You are hilarious, and as soon as I figure out how to subscribe or follow or whatever it is called here, I will be doing so!”

      Thank you! I appreciate the kind words. Sometimes I wish things were more “win” than “warts,” but I find I’m able to laugh at most of it! I’m glad you might be joining me!

      Best,
      D

      • I’m glad I found you, too! I LOVE this blog!

        I hope you pushed him HARD…you should do it again!

        I am definitely joining you…actually, I joined you yesterday after I posted that comment. I finally found the link to follow you by email….but then the subscribe button kept running from me every time my mouse got close to it! But I finally cornered it, and your posts will now be coming straight to my email! YAY!!!!

        • Crap. I have a shy subscribe button?

          It figures. :)

          All the same, glad the button stayed put long enough to have you on board. Welcome to my stupid! :D

  4. It is my greatest wish that some day I will grow up to be a “ruthless capitalist stripper whore” just like you, D. I never get compliments like that. *feels wistful*

  5. Now D….is their any coincidence that ALL these comments were written by “m”s? I guess when one is a “needle dick”, they have to complain about something.

    ….”youre like a ruthless capitalist stripper whore”….OMG, you’ve been outed!! You’ll just have to give up your day job at Bain Capital!!

    • @luv2serve: “I guess when one is a “needle dick”, they have to complain about something.”

      I guess so… but man-oh-man, can’t they complain about the weather? politics? religion? anatomy? the fucking weather…?

      Guess not. :)

  6. May I put “ruthless capital stripper whore” on a t-shirt? It would be a tremendous hit at the next PTO meeting.

    • @Nikki: “May I put “ruthless capital stripper whore” on a t-shirt?”

      Absolutely! I’m already looking into selling “ruthless capitalistic stripper whore” t-shirts. Perhaps we can use sales as a fundraiser for the RCSW club? Maybe the profits can go towards liquid refreshments at our next RCSW club meeting.

      I mean, we are capitalists… right?

  7. I was once told “Youre not half as funny as you think you are”
    I still havent worked out what half of “Really” is or even “Mildly”
    but
    I knew it wasn’t a compliment (lol)

  8. Holy hell, I love the: “ruthless capitalist stripper whore”, as apparently everyone else does! And you are hilarious, humble and egotistical.
    Like the post!

  9. Holy shit. I have to tell you, I have never, ever gotten a single comment like this for my writing, either at my blog or on Fetlife. I am beginning to suspect that the word “Domme” brings angry, frustrated people who are convinced that they’re being cheated out of the hot sex they deserve out of the woodwork.

    I think I don’t get those comments because I don’t have the word “domme” or “femdom” anywhere on my blog, and my scene reports that are about female dominance are F/f.

    I do get this kind of jackassery on OKCupid. I find that my experience of the Internet is made ever so much nicer by liberal use of the “Block” button.

    • @Lily: “I have never, ever gotten a single comment like this for my writing, either at my blog or on Fetlife.”

      There’s a reason for this. You’re you. I’m not you. Sometimes I wish I was you, but then I realize I’m me and I try to make the best of it. :)

  10. You are so funny. i loved this.

    aisha

  11. I’m so fucking jealous. I get none of this hate mail.

    How do I get me some?

    I want!

    • @N. Likes:

      Step 1: Pursue career in stripper whoredom.
      Step 2: Think up a new online handle that sets the bar really low. Maybe “N. Likes Eating Paste”?
      Step 3: Make charts and graphs about how you look like a fapping monkey during solo sex.
      Step 4: Bask in the glory/shame of hate mail, backhanded compliments, and general surprise that you can string two fucking sentences together.

      You’re welcome.

      Let me know how it goes. :)

  12. Ruthless Capitalistic Stripper Whores FTW! …I mean really, at least you’re not a Pushover Capatlistic Stripper Whore. :D

    I think you’re hilarious…thank goodness for FL or I’d never have found your blog!

    • @Missy: Yay! Glad you found me too. :)

      And you’re right. I wouldn’t want to be a Pushover Capitalistic Stripper Whore! First of all, being a pushover might negate the capitalistic streak, and then I’d just be a stripper whore. I mean, being a stripper whore is fine and all, but I’d rather be a speshul stripper whore!

      RCSWs for teh win, indeed. :)

  13. Are all the guys that write to you such dicks? (cause all those comments are attributed to men.)

    I like you, should I write in more to say so so that it balances out?

    • @Peroxide: “Are all the guys that write to you such dicks? (cause all those comments are attributed to men.)”

      No. Not all the men who write are dicks. In fact, lost of them aren’t. However, 99% of the dicks who write me also happen to be men. (did you follow that?).

      The only craptastic thing I’ve received from a female was the inspiration for this response.

      “I like you, should I write in more to say so so that it balances out?”

      Thank you! Yes. No. I dunno. I fucking LOVE compliments, but I don’t know how to to handle them. I’m even worse at asking for them…. and saying “yes” would be asking for them, so no. Or yes. :)

  14. Oh my I get quite a few messages from lovely men offering to help me with my submissive nature but none quite as loving and positive as the ones you seem to get.

    Now, how do I get to be a “ruthless capitalist stripper whore”? I think I would be good this!

    Mollyxxx

    • @Molly: I don’t get crappy messages that often, but when I do, most of them are worth saving!

      If you want to be in the “Ruthless Capitalist Stripper Whore” club, you’re in! The only rules are that cocktails are optional, but encouraged, and I get to wear a tiara. :)

  15. Can I join the ruthless capitalist stripper whore club too? Yes, I realize I’ve missed the boat, but I still hope you’ll send someone in a dinghy to fetch me

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