Sep 122012
 

If it isn’t already obvious from my numerous outages over the past week… I’m having some website issues.

The issues are all self-inflicted, I assure you.

Honestly, I’m learning this stuff as I go and I’ve always been a big advocate of the “trial and error” method of education. Ok, mostly error. But whatever.

Apparently, in my last round of website “improvements,” I fucked the whole database into the wall (sideways) and had to take a scorched earth approach to “fixing it.” I’m not entirely sure what went wrong, but it’s possible that I got some CSS stuck up in my PHP and accidentally saved it as an XML before I downloaded it as an SQL. It’s also possible that I spilled vodka on my keyboard and have no real memory of what the fuck happened. In any case, after scorched earth, I reinstalled some thingamajiggers and a couple of whatnots. Of course, after that, I tried to repair and optimize my tables (the ones on the interwebz, not the one in my kitchen)… and I got a big fat fucking error message:

404 Error: FUCKED! (Well, that was dumb, wasn’t it?)

I guess it serves me right for making a custom 404 error message.

Anyway… my point is that I’m still here. The content is still here. I’ll rebuild it, and you will cum… come. Whatever.

(For fuck’s sake. See what happens what I get writer’s block and/or have nothing interesting to write about? I start fucking around in my database and end up with SQLs in my PHPs and seriously…. where’s the vodka?)

  12 Responses to “404 Error: FUCKED!”

  1. *laugh* This made me laugh so hard because… ME TOO!!!

    OMG, wrecking my entire site because I just HAD to line up the thingummies with the wotsits (or some other irrelevant thing that no-one cares about except me) and all of a sudden ‘oh fuck… I broke it… like… for realz!!! SHIT!’

    Also, yay vodka!

    Ferns

    • ” I just HAD to line up the thingummies with the wotsits (or some other irrelevant thing that no-one cares about except me) and all of a sudden ‘oh fuck… I broke it… like… for realz!!! SHIT!’

      Yeah. I resemble that comment. I think I’ve broke the thing several times now. I’m going to be done “fixing” it and breaking it… at least for a little while. I hate it when I break my interwebz.

  2. The vodka is, sadly, in your keyboard :(

  3. I just presumed that J visited for the weekend and that was why you weren’t posting. I am sorry it wasn’t as pleasurable as that LOL

    • Hey, me toooo. i was grinding my teeth with envy and re-thining the wisdom of my finishing the life-sized soup sculpture of the idealized image I have of you. “Soap on a rope” placement kept migrating from hand to….well, other places.

      • @MB: And now I’m wondering what a “life-sized soup sculpture” looks like. May I ask what sort of soup it is? Am I a cream of broccoli effigy? Or perhaps a nice butter nut squash puree?

        :)

        • If I don’t add misspellings to all my posts you won’t know it’s the real me. It’s my brand. Just call me “dumbsub” or dumbass like you normally do.

          • @MB: I think “MB” gave you away, but I appreciate the extra clues you leave so I know it’s you. Actually… this can’t be you… this comment came in before noon. No way is MB up and online before noon…

            Imposter!

    • @Miss:

      “I just presumed that J visited for the weekend”

      Oh, how I wish that were true!

  4. I thought you were with J, too! :) Good luck and happy code-wrangling.

    • @DomDomme: I got to see him for a couple of hours this past weekend. But other than that, it’s been all code-wrangling, work related frazzle, and more sexual-frustration than I know what to do with.

      Punching code and kicking pixels does help… a little. :)

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