If it isn’t already obvious from my numerous outages over the past week… I’m having some website issues.
The issues are all self-inflicted, I assure you.
Honestly, I’m learning this stuff as I go and I’ve always been a big advocate of the “trial and error” method of education. Ok, mostly error. But whatever.
Apparently, in my last round of website “improvements,” I fucked the whole database into the wall (sideways) and had to take a scorched earth approach to “fixing it.” I’m not entirely sure what went wrong, but it’s possible that I got some CSS stuck up in my PHP and accidentally saved it as an XML before I downloaded it as an SQL. It’s also possible that I spilled vodka on my keyboard and have no real memory of what the fuck happened. In any case, after scorched earth, I reinstalled some thingamajiggers and a couple of whatnots. Of course, after that, I tried to repair and optimize my tables (the ones on the interwebz, not the one in my kitchen)… and I got a big fat fucking error message:
404 Error: FUCKED! (Well, that was dumb, wasn’t it?)
I guess it serves me right for making a custom 404 error message.
Anyway… my point is that I’m still here. The content is still here. I’ll rebuild it, and you will cum… come. Whatever.
(For fuck’s sake. See what happens what I get writer’s block and/or have nothing interesting to write about? I start fucking around in my database and end up with SQLs in my PHPs and seriously…. where’s the vodka?)