Here’s a round-up of some of the Qs and As from the past month. Got a question? Ask. (Set up via Google Docs… it’s anonymous, so if you don’t leave your name or email, I have no idea who you are [and can’t respond privately]).
Q: “I haven’t met you, and this is crazy, but I think I love you, so peg me maybe?”
A. You just won the internets! I officially award you Platinum Dragon commenter status for knowledge/mockery of pop culture, creativity, and bonus points for making me laugh! Unfortunately, the answer is “no.” I haven’t met you, and you are crazy, while I like your comment, I wont peg you maybe.
Q: “why does the underneath of the tongue hurt when you eat pussy”
A: Obviously, your girl is upside down. Flip her over and your tongue will feel much better. You’re welcome. :)
Q: “How many piercings do you have?”
Q: “I feel sure I will learn much about Mistress and perhaps you might expand on your techniques for training?”
A: I’m not your fucking Mistress. But sure, let me “expand” on my techniques! I’ll just write up some personalized wank fodder for you and I’ll send it out as soon as I’m done. Just promise me that you’ll hold your breath until it arrives, okay?
Q. “Just thinking about your posts is making me moist. I would be eternally grateful if you wrote one aimed at me. It would make my day, night, year, life.“
A. While I’d love to make your life, I don’t write tailored wank-fodder for readers. Also, I have no idea who you are… you didn’t leave your name. Wait… wait… I probably don’t want to know… right? Did you also want me to peg you maybe?