I am not a creature of moderation–typically, I’m all or nothing. So when I bought my Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator, I also attempted to purchase ALL of the attachments and accessories.
The Hitachi itself is a damn good vibrator all by itself. Some of the attachments are good, some are useless, and some of them are fucking scary. In a discussion with a Hitachi virgin, I described a few of the attachments and gave my reviews of which ones were worth the money, which were totally ineffective, and which ones confused the fuck out of me.
Is that nubbly thing supposed to go on my clit or in my asshole? Is that black one supposed to look like a helmet crab or a mutant squid? Why does that other one have teeth?!?
Anyway, in looking at my collection of Hitachi attachments, I realized that some of them really do look like strange mutant sea creatures, muppets, and sci-fi robot-animal hybrids. So of course, I took my imagination to the (il)logical extreme, got out of my long-forgotten craft supplies, and further anthropomorphized several of my vibrator attachments. Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to the Hitach-imals.