One of the many dumb conversations I’ve had on FetLife. There was some reasonable conversation before this point, but this is how it ended.
randomDom: your not funny.
Me: are you sure?
randomDom: yea. your not funny. thought you should know.
Me: I never claimed to be funny. I claimed to be dumb.
randomDom: your not dumb or funny.
Me: Isn’t “funny” a silly word? A funny word? A silly funny word? (See… I am dumb!)
randomDom: your not dumb. saying that is stupid.
Me: So I’m stupid for saying I’m dumb?
Me: Well, I will defer to your expertise. You, sir, are both dumb and funny.
randomDom: ok. fuckoff.
Me: Umm… you contacted me, remember?
randomDom: yea. that was dumb.