Apr 282012
One of the many dumb conversations I’ve had on FetLife. There was some reasonable conversation before this point, but this is how it ended.
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randomDom: your not funny.
Me: are you sure?
randomDom: yea. your not funny. thought you should know.
Me: I never claimed to be funny. I claimed to be dumb.
randomDom: your not dumb or funny.
Me: Isn’t “funny” a silly word? A funny word? A silly funny word? (See… I am dumb!)
randomDom: your not dumb. saying that is stupid.
Me: So I’m stupid for saying I’m dumb?
randomDom: yea
Me: Well, I will defer to your expertise. You, sir, are both dumb and funny.
randomDom: ok. fuckoff.
Me: Umm… you contacted me, remember?
randomDom: yea. that was dumb.
Wow, that's just stunning. How do these people function?
It was kinda stunning… beautiful in it's cyclical stupidity. I think I'm learning to appreciate that sort of dumb in myself and in others. :)
I can't get past the fact that he keeps using "your" instead of "you're," yet he's criticizing you.
WTF??
@Femi: I did think of that. Also, I wasn't sure whether he was telling me to fuck off or calling me a fuckoff. I guess I'll never know…
@moonbeam: "WTF??"
You've summarized my thoughts perfectly. :)
Awesome. Really.