Feb 142012
 

Fuck DeBeers, and Hallmark, and ProFlowers. Fuck Godiva, and Tiffany, and Victoria’s Secret.

I don’t want flowers, or chocolates, or cheap lingerie just because it happens to be mid-February. I have plenty of expectations, but this isn’t one of them.

I’m not that kind of girl.

Oddly enough, Valentine’s Day has always been significant to me because it’s so telling. If a man gets me a gift on Valentine’s Day, then he doesn’t know me very well, and he probably isn’t the right man for me.

Now, Steak and Blow Job day? That’s something I could celebrate.  :)

 

 

  7 Responses to “Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid”

  1. I concur… gifts are from the heart not due to a specific day… not that I mind the gifts but I WANT all year. Not just my birthday, not just a holiday, but when someone sees something and says, THAT is perfect for Carey

  2. I agree, but at the same time I do like any excuse I can get for buying presents.

  3. @Carey: "I WANT all year."

    Agreed. I'd rather he think of me year round and give gifts at random. :)

    @Peroxide: "I do like any excuse I can get for buying presents."

    Any excuse? Howabout, it's a Tuesday. Or, a Wednesday, or a day of the week that ends in "y" and you thought of me… those sound like a good excuses to me. :)

  4. If I did that I'd put us in the poor house to by roses.

  5. *buy.

    Dammit, I hate how typos can suck all the cleverness right out of a comment.

  6. OMG… Peroxide… you just made me realize I could reply to particular comments. On this Valentine's Day, it's official. Typos or not, you're my hero!

    I hope that made sense. I'm freaking tired. :)

  7. It made sense and makes me feel better about being a terrible typist/not triple checking my posts for homophones.

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