Feb 132012

Presented without context or explanation, a collection of stupid things I’ve said and written over the past month.

  • I use protection… I’m wearing two oven-mitts and a trivet.
  • I hope it’s okay that I’m flattered by having re-aggravated your niggle.
  • Don’t make me go all Strunk and Wagnall’s on your ass.
  • I’d trade a gourmet meal for a bullwhip lesson.
  • Someday I’m going to fill a roll of teletype paper on a good couple of benzo binges.
  • I’m too busy humping the heater.
  • Snuggled into bed with Johnnie Walker and Lawrence Barraclough’s dick… neither one is very satisfying.
  • I’m sick. I suspect that like Samson, my strength was in my hair. His was on his head and mine was on my pussy, but still, it makes sense.

  4 Responses to “dumb things I’ve said, 4”

  1. >Teletype
    [i]How[/i] old are you again? XD

  2. Old enough to have taken a lit class or two. Get to class, Jake. It's not that cold out. :)

  3. I woke up and it was 25 degrees outside. All of my clean clothes are damp. Yeah, I waited until it was 35 before heading outside.

    Also, touche, touche. XD

  4. Is it bad that I have beenthe reason for 2 of those comments? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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