Feb 162012
 

For your amusement (and for your information), I present the thirteenth installment in Dumb Domme’s BDSM Lexicon, “animal role-play.”

View all past entries here.


animal role-play, n., v., /ˈænəm(ə)lˈroʊlˌpleɪ/ (IPA)  [an-uh-muhl rohl-pley] (spelled) 


Definition:

types-animal-role-playanimal role-play: Role-play that may be sexual or non-sexual where one or more participant plays the role of an animal, most commonly of a pony, puppy, or kitten. The animal role-player adopts the behaviors of the animal and the human player often acts as a caretaker, trainer, rider, and/or owner. Animal role-play may be used for the alteration of mental state or for the humiliation of a partner.

Usage:

“While I question the sanitary nature of a real horse tail butt plug, it’s his ass, and besides, he’s the one who wanted to try pony play.”

“At first I thought the girl with her tongue hanging out was engaged in some sort of puppy play, but then I realized she’s just ugly–that’s how she looks all the time.”

Popular Forms:

Pony Play: Human ponies may pull their owners, be ridden, or be shown as “show ponies.” Pony play is often referred to as the “Aristotelian Perversion” because Aristotle was a brilliant pervert who happened to enjoy being ridden like a horse.

Puppy Play: I have no fucking idea why people would want to do this. Dogs are annoying enough… I have no idea why someone would want to pretend to be a dog or pretend to own a dog.

Kitten Play: In online forums, women who self-identify as “kittens” often overuse “meow” and “purr” and I find it really fucking annoying. I secretly wish them all hairballs and tapeworms.

Equipment, Accessories, & Toys:

The variety of equipment, accessories, and toys available for animal role-play is absolutely fascinating, and includes leads, leashes, and collars, leather/fabric muzzles with attached animal-like ears and noses, gloves, mitts, and shoes designed to look like animal paws/feet, and my personal favorite, butt plugs designed to look like real fur animal tails.

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Does Dumb Domme?:

No. While I’ve been known to whack a boy in the nose with a rolled up newspaper, I do not engage in anything resembling animal role-play. If I did, I’d probably ask my partner to play possum… “darling, roll over, be quiet, and play dead… I need some peace and quiet.”


 works consulted: Wikipedia: “Animal Role-Play  My Little Pony: The Aristotelian Perversion    The Stampede   
Pervy Pony Girl, The Village Voice    Equus Eroticus    

 

  6 Responses to “BDSM Lexicon Entry #13: Animal Role-play”

  1. Then there’s Parrot play: The human parrot yells, whistles, shits all over the place, and breaks his nose slamming into the sliding glass door.

  2. I’m gonna guess that the reason you put foalcon on here was you have no idea you did? Just figured I would point it out on account that if I had an epic site like this and accidently put something like that up I would want to know. If you did know and just don’t care, well I’d rather not know.

    Just in case not obvious: Foalcon=MLP Pedophilia. It’s a mutation of Lolicon.

    • Foalcon=MLP Pedophilia

      Huh?

      Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to children. (According to almighty Google), Foalcon is media that depicts cartoon ponies fucking, which logically, may be used by people sexually attracted to cartoon ponies.

      children =/= cartoon ponies

      • Clop = cartoon ponies fucking
        Foalcon = baby cartoon ponies(Foals) involved in it.

        I’ll admit Children are not the same as cartoon pony children, I just figured I would mention it since I doubt you watch the show and figured you would appreciate the heads up

        Ignore this section if the above makes sense, I have no idea if this isn’t obvious so I’m going to state this with zero assumed knowledge. So I might sound weird. The ponies in the image are both ponies depicted in the show as being children, 1st graders to be specific. The word foalcon is derived from the word lolicon and refers to clop aimed at one or more of the characters being foals(baby ponies) usually with dubious consent at best.

        • I just figured I would mention it since I doubt you watch the show and figured you would appreciate the heads up

          I’ll admit, I’m a bit behind on my My Little Pony. I’ve got an old purple pony (with a yellow mane/tail and rainbows on the ass) from the 80’s on a shelf around here somewhere… but that’s about as much as I know.

          I suspect my purple pony is celibate… because she’s plastic… but what the fuck do I know?

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