Jan 292012
 

For your amusement (and for your information), I present the twelfth installment in Dumb Domme’s BDSM Lexicon, “ball-busting.”

(past entries: squicked, pansexual, figging, safeword, rimming, pervertibles, pegging, homage, polyamorous, brat, and genderqueer)


ballbusting2ball-busting, n., v., adj., [bawl-buhst-ing] (spelled) /ˈbɑlˌbəstɪŋ/ (IPA)

Definition:

ball-busting, n.: A form of CBT (cock and ball torture) where a man’s testicles are forcefully kicked, kneed, or otherwise struck.

Usage:

“When he saw that she brought a meat tenderizer, a croquet mallet, and steel-toed boots, he realized two ibuprofen might not be enough to help him recover from the ball-busting.”

“No, silly boy, you aren’t getting a blow-job. I’m wearing knee-pads so I don’t bruise myself when I bust your balls.”

Possible Etymology & Origins:

In Greek mythology, the god Testiclees lived on Mount Scrotumus in the House of Masochisticles with his partner, goddess Sades. After returning home one evening and discovering Testiclees had not completed his chores, Sades summoned great lightning strikes to punish her mate. Ironically, Testiclees kinda liked it. Angered and frustrated by his reaction, Sades canceled the lightning strikes, walked straight up to Testiclees, and kicked him in the balls.

Testiclees: head bowed, awaiting punishment

Testiclees doubled over in pain and Sades was pleased. Sades decreed that if she ever caught Testiclees in disobedience, she would again inflict great pain upon his balls.

It is believed that because Testiclees was caught, or “busted” disobeying, the practice of administering pain to the balls became known as “ball-busting.”

Does Dumb Domme?:

No. I’m not into kicking dudes in the balls for three reasons. First, it would require too much effort and exertion on my part. Second, I’d be afraid of causing permanent damage because of my extensive ninja kicking skills, and third, it just doesn’t turn me on.

Giving his balls a good squeeze now and then is fine, but kicking? No thank you. With that said, I’m into various other activities that might be considered CBT.  I have some experience piercing, and I really want to try sounding and urethral figging… if only I could find a volunteer…


works consulted: Wikipedia: “Cock and Ball Torture” • random lists of Greek gods and goddesses

  4 Responses to “BDSM Lexicon Entry #12: Ball-busting”

  1. I chuckled, but you've doomed yourself with the >if only I could find a volunteer…

    I'm *so* waiting for all of the terrible emails you're going to get.

  2. I love the "mythology" that you provided. And totally agree with Jake; let the scary offers begin.

  3. @Jake & WBW: Ok… you were both right. I should have seen that coming. The CBT "proposals" have been hilarious though! Maybe I'll post a few selected quotes later today.

    @Random Emailers: Um, thanks for the offers? (and the material) [insert evil laugh here]

  4. @D,
    You're going to *HAVE* to post them up! It'd make my really shitty monday that much nicer.

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