Dec 162011

So, as is stunningly obvious, I’ve been avoiding J, both in “real life,” and here on the blog. I haven’t mentioned him on the blog because there hasn’t been much to say — I’ve been relatively successful at putting some distance between us. My panties — for anyone keeping track — have been firmly in place for a while now. I have (had?) decided to let things die with J (for a variety of reasons, including the hotel incident, never naked, and a possible new boy). In relationships, I’m not the type to “talk it over” or try to rescue … [read more]

Dec 152011
100th post!

In celebration of my 100th post… numbers, words, and lots of navel gazing! In short, the same thing you’ve come to expect from me almost every day (except the numbers… I’m allergic to numbers). Some Numbers 100 – number of posts published 43 – number of posts drafted, unfinished, and/or possibly abandoned 74 – countries who have hit on me (I started keeping track last week) 4 – number of shoes I’ve broken since I started the blog Interesting Search Terms (interesting, according to me) bdsm intellectual connection, is paula deen into bdsm, roomba sex, husband pegging, safeword pain, broken … [read more]

Dec 142011

One of many dumb conversations I’ve had on FetLife. I realize it’s not very nice of me, but sometimes, as soon as it’s obvious they want customized e-wanking materials, I have a little fun. It’s not nice of me, nor is it clever, but it happens. I never promised to be nice nor have I ever promised to be clever. —————– randomsub: do you want a slave? Me: Sure! Do you cook? randomsub: no but you can train me whatever you want. randomsub: can i see pics of you Me: Are you new to this? randomsub: yes im new. can … [read more]

Dec 132011
sarcastic font

Bloggers, font-sluts, sisters in snark, and devotees to the Church of Sarcasm… This is, perhaps, the best idea I’ve heard in ages: The Sarcastic Font movement. The website is here at Sarcastic Font. They have a short manifesto, a usage guide, and their goals include encouraging developers to create more sarcastic fonts and design a Word macro, a “S” button, for sarcasm, that will sit next to the B/bold, I/italics, and U/underline buttons in your Word formatting toolbar. As part of their “Sarcastic Font Usage Guide“: Use to your own natural level of sarcasm. (note that a sharp rise in … [read more]

Dec 132011
Portions for Foxes

Rilo Kiley: “Portions for Foxes” There’s blood in my mouth ’cause I’ve been biting my tongue all week I keep on talkin’ trash but I never say anything And the talkin’ leads to touchin’ and the touchin’ leads to sex and then there is no mystery left And It’s bad news Baby I’m bad news I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news I know I’m alone if I’m with or without you but just bein’ around you offers me another form of relief When the loneliness leads to bad dreams and the bad dreams lead me to callin’ you … [read more]