Aug 292011

I’m a creature of aesthetics and decorum. My sense of both leads me to believe that Lady Gaga should be shot without ceremony or mourning. I’m bored and lonely and should know better than to watch random youtube clips to pass the time. Now that I’ve spent time and energy wishing death on various pop stars, I’m going to consider this a lesson learned. I shall not indiscriminately browse youtube clips again. aesthetics and Lady Gaga was last modified: September 30th, 2012 by Dumb Domme

Aug 282011

J, You’re out of town. I didn’t give you permission to leave. I mean, of course I would have given you permission, but it would have been nice if you had asked. I expect you to ask. As I understand it, I have a right to your “free time” outside of work. That’s what you offered and I accepted. But now it seems like your “free time” is “free time” as long as you define it as such? So I have the pleasure of having you if and when you want me to have you? Not cool. Out of Town … [read more]

Aug 242011
Success! (or, Shopping Day 3)

Stilettos do come in women’s wide-width sizes! At least, I think they do. It’s also very possible that they are made for very short transvestites. There’s no way to be sure. At Macy’s, a very tiny Asian man directed me to a beautiful pair of strappy, black, patent leather stilettos — my dream shoes! He even claimed they were comfortable, although I can’t imagine how he knew whether or not they were comfortable. When I asked him if I could try on a pair in my size, he said, “Oh, I don’t work here…” and he walked away. Short transvestite? … [read more]

Aug 232011

After all of the lessons I learned on Day One of my shopping adventures, I was dumb enough to try again today. All I really want is a nice pair of stilettos I can wear in the bedroom. Shopping Day Two = failure. After hours wandering the mall with no luck, here is an approximation of the last conversation I had with a sales person before leaving the mall. Conversation had at Neiman Marcus with a male salesperson, mid 40s, effeminate, possibly gay, at approximately 7pm: Me: Do you have basic black stilettos in seven and a half, preferably sandals, … [read more]

Aug 222011

Do not walk into any store with a number or a fruit in the store name (Forever 21, Papaya, etc.). Stores like this carry skirts with hemlines so high that I’d have to introduce my pussy to people at parties: “Hi, I’m D. This is my pussy. We’re glad to meet you.” The clothes are cut for ‘tween sluts and working hookers.