Dec 082011
 
LELO Luna Pleasure Bead System Kegel Balls

LELO Luna Pleasure Bead System (not all that pleasurable)

So apparently, I have a ninja vagina.

I’ve been using the “heavy” LELO Luna Pleasure Beads for hours on end, several days in a row, and I regret to report that they are way too easy to keep in. Most of the time, I can’t even feel them and I forget they’re even there.

In fact, those little fuckers are pretty difficult to get out–my vagina clenches shut on them like a steel trap. (I realize this might not be best advertisement for sex with Dumb Domme–good thing I’m not advertising…)

This, I think, is confirmation of what I already know. I have ninja PC muscles. I’m convinced I could crush soda cans in my vagina (oh fuck, no…. I mean, I haven’t actually tried that…).

Lately, I’ve been having some trouble coming to orgasm with one form of stimulation alone. Oral service is great, fantastic, really, but to come, I need something to hold onto, to clench, to ride.

The LELO Luna Pleasure Bead System isn’t it.

Dammit. I need cock. Bad.

 

  4 Responses to “LELO Luna Pleasure Beads”

  1. You might not be in advertising, but I have a feeling you'd definitely have some interested "buyers" if you took your Domme self to market;-)

  2. "I'm convinced I could crush soda cans in my vagina (oh fuck, no…. I mean, I haven't actually tried that…)."
    Ha ha ha! You know that, had you not included the statement, "I haven't actually tried that," you would get requests for pictures of the experience.

  3. @DDD: "interested "buyers" if you took your Domme self to market"

    Perhaps. Only because I could double as a can crusher.

    @WBW: "you would get requests for pictures of the experience"

    If I ever do, I'd certainly want pictures. But, hmm… need someone to hold the camera… :)

  4. I'd hold the camera. Just to have seen the event in person.

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