One of many dumb conversations I’ve had on FetLife. I realize it’s not very nice of me, but sometimes, as soon as it’s obvious they want customized e-wanking materials, I have a little fun. It’s not nice of me, nor is it clever, but it happens. I never promised to be nice nor have I ever promised to be clever.
randomsub: do you want a slave?
Me: Sure! Do you cook?
randomsub: no but you can train me whatever you want.
randomsub: can i see pics of you
Me: Are you new to this?
randomsub: yes im new. can I see pics of you?
Me: No. Also, you should know that while I might consider accepting a slave, there’s an application process, interviews, performance tests, obstacle course challenge, mandatory blood test, cooking classes, microchipping, and other registration issues. Rest assured, there’s no cleaning required, except self-cleaning, of course, but I have a hose in the backyard for that.
randomsub: your a bitch