Nov 232011

My mother is very proud of the fact that she doesn’t read.
She doesn’t tip.
She thinks that my buying fresh fruits and vegetables is pretentious.
She lies, constantly.
She kicks puppies and steals candy from children. (Okay, I don’t have proof of that last one, but I’m pretty sure.)

Sorry for the sparse posts. Dealing with her has taken up more time and energy than I had imagined.

Just a few more days…

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