Presented without context or explanation, a collection of stupid things I’ve said and written over the past month.
- I Domme gravity. It will bend.
- You’re like a storm cloud wrapped in disappointment surrounded by orphaned puppies. You’re a sad turducken.
- Calling it “yum yum” might be a “no no.”
- My vagina is not a punishment.
- Cold sore metaphors? That’s not the kind of stuff that makes me want to fuck you.
- In the interim, I’d chain you to a fence post.
- Oh, and a poster of a kitten falling off a branch that says “don’t give up.”
- I see that your modifier is dangling.
- I slapped that motherfucker as hard as I could, but it just rolled off the bed… still vibrating.