Oct 272011
 

injury from masturbating in a bubble bathYep. I did.

A hot bath, muscle relaxants, and a good glass of red wine are in order…. for medicinal purposes, of course.

If only I hadn’t thrown my back out, it might have been a lovely evening. With the hot bubble bath and glass of wine, I might have been in the mood to play or even just masturba…. oh forget it.

The only thing I’ll be topping tonight is a heating pad.
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  5 Responses to “I threw my back out, masturbating”

  1. I only laughed a little. Then I laughed again, maybe a lot the second time. Then I pictured the kind of enthusiastic masturbation machinations that might put one's back out and I laughed some more.

    Kudos!

    Ferns

  2. I've never received a kudos on masturbation–perhaps I can have a gold star instead?

    And I'll join you… oh no, no, not that way. I mean, I'll join you in laughter, just as soon as it doesn't hurt to laugh.

    In (self) love and pain,
    D

    :)

  3. Is this picture you Miss?

    Respectfully,
    Sb

  4. Sb: Yes. That's me. Don't be alarmed though, I do have a torso.

  5. Okay… throwing your back out masturbating obviously made me simultaneously laugh and cringe. But the comment about you having a torso CRACKED. ME. UP.

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