Presented without context or explanation, a collection of stupid things I’ve said and written over the past week.
- If we were dogs, I’d pee on you.
- Seeing me deep throat a bratwurst isn’t something anyone would enjoy.
- In Domina-land, you not boink Domina. Domina boink you.
- There’s no way to apply chapstick and look sexy at the same time.
- It’s like catching a glimpse of a disco ball in a burlap sack, really.
- Is that before or after your cock jumped off your body and ran away?
- I’ve learned not to shove things into people’s butts without discussing it with them first.
- So you’ve negotiated hard limits with your Dominant and decided that your safeword is “Mitt Romney.”