Oct 292011
 

Presented without context or explanation, a collection of stupid things I’ve said and written over the past week.
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  • If we were dogs, I’d pee on you.
  • Seeing me deep throat a bratwurst isn’t something anyone would enjoy.
  • In Domina-land, you not boink Domina. Domina boink you.
  • There’s no way to apply chapstick and look sexy at the same time.
  • It’s like catching a glimpse of a disco ball in a burlap sack, really.
  • Is that before or after your cock jumped off your body and ran away?
  • I’ve learned not to shove things into people’s butts without discussing it with them first.
  • So you’ve negotiated hard limits with your Dominant and decided that your safeword is “Mitt Romney.”

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  4 Responses to “dumb things I’ve said”

  1. Almost sounds like these could be from that NPR Saturday quiz show "Wait Wait.. Don't Tell Me!" Which of the following did D actually say??

    However, they do all actually make sense! (Perhaps because I remember the context of most of them.)

  2. Guess correctly and you win our prize. Dumb Domme will record the greeting on your home answering machine.

    :)

  3. Chica, you make me laugh. Thanks.

  4. Thanks Lizzie! :)

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