Sep 282011
 
Trojan Good Vibrations Vibrator commercial promises females great orgasmsTrojan Good Vibrations Vibrator commercial promises females great orgasmsTrojan Good Vibrations vibrators promise great female orgasmsI’m not at all offended by the existence of the “Trojan Vibrations” vibrator commercials.

Trojan Good Vibrations Vibrator commercial promises females great orgasmsI am offended by how fucking bad they are.

Way to go, Trojan, for attempting to normalize female sexual pleasure with ridiculous images of women with stiff hair, giddy expressions, overcome with their own feelings of, OMG, pleasure! I know–they’re just selling their products, but still, Trojan = Fail.

Trojan giving away free vibrators out of a truck in New York CityIf that weren’t bad enough, apparently this summer, Trojan rolled out it’s new “Good Vibrations” van on the streets of New York City.

I don’t mean to sound overly cautious, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to buy sex toys out of the back of a van. I’d no sooner buy a vibrator out of a van than I would buy steaks out of the trunk of someone’s car.

 

  2 Responses to “Trojan Vibrations”

  1. DD,

    I feel your pain. The problem though is that you are talking about the commercial. It was very memorable to you, in all it's horrible badness – and therefore, sadly, makes for 'good' advertising.

    It reminds me of the BK commercials I abhor. I don't think I will ever be able to scrub my mind of the vision of people dressed like burger toppings being whirled around the room until crashing onto the bun.

  2. @Troy: "vision of people dressed like burger toppings being whirled around the room until crashing onto the bun."

    Thankfully, I have no memory of that. I do remember one where the father and son were dressed as burgers and the elder-burger was chastising the younger-burger for "selling himself" for just a dollar.

    Hmm… now I'm thinking of firing up the grill to make some lunch. :)

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