Sep 112011

a dominant woman first sex dreamI have no idea how old I was, but my first sex dream was about Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Were you hoping to hear about how I dreamed of using my jump rope to tie Sam the neighbor kid to a tree and kissing him until he screamed for mercy?

Nope. In my dream, I had awkward sex with a cartoon turtle. :)




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  1. …because he looks like an avocado, and you LOVE avocados?

    • @Gary: I’m not sure I ever had an avocado until I was in my twenties… perhaps it was my brain’s secret craving all along… :)

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