Dear (fellow) Domme,
Thanks for the unsolicited advice! I’ll take it into consideration. (Actually, I’m laughing at you, but I’m trying to be polite.)
I see from your profile that you’re single, lonely, and can’t seem to find a sub worth their weight to fulfill your ridiculous requests, submit to your uneducated, inhumane, ill-informed dominance, and appreciate your (self-proclaimed) superior intellect and disinterested, ball-crushing attitude.
Maybe it’s because you’re a cunt.
Just sayin’. :)