Sep 252011
 

Looking back (years ago), I now realize that blow jobs are not an appropriate way to make friends. In my younger years, I’m fairly sure I thought blow jobs were equivalent to handshakes. Surely if you [shook someone’s hand/sucked them off], you were friends, right? Right?

I’m not sure whether it was because I was lonely, socially inept, or just horny–probably a combination of all three.

I particularly remember one boy who told me that I was “talented.”

I replied, “If by talented you mean I have low self-esteem, then yes, I’m very talented.”
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  2 Responses to “blow jobs/handshakes”

  1. pleased to meet you I'm Cruel =^)

    Should I offer my hand or open my fly.

  2. Neither, thanks. Or, wait, open your fly… just give me a minute to find the kitchen shears. :)

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